A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
They're asking $100 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
The man replied
"Most people are giving about a gallon."
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